There once was a Drone named Marty
He was but a smol poopy farty.
I just wanted Ferrite and Carbon
But Marty said, "I got a hard-on
for giving you backshots for looting."
So obviously I started shooting.

As Marty the farty lay dead,
his friends came and filled me with lead.

"NO MORE!", said I, so very sly,
"I swear to God, I'll make a mod!"
And so I did, it's pretty lit,
cuz Drones don't spawn on your front lawn
no more.

(They spawn on your neighbor's lawn instead.)